The Thigh High Catholic Offensive

This morning we start off the day with a highly offensive story straight out of the social media purgatory also known as Reddit.

Actually, the story is from Yahoo but they’ve scraped it from Reddit because apparently that’s modern day “journalism” (which should offend us all).

A young woman has been shamed for wearing an ‘inappropriate’ dress while standing outside a Catholic Church.

Brianna shared a photo of herself posing on church steps in a black elegant dress with a modest neckline and a thigh-high split.

Reddit user Brianna posing outside a church
Brianna shared photos of the messages and her outfit on Reddit. Photo: Reddit

Although the photo seemed innocent, Brianna’s father got two scathing messages from an ‘offended’ friend.

You’ll have to click the link above to see the full view and read what the offended friend’s messages were, but I just wanted to let Brianna know that her so-called friend is just jealous, obviously. The dress is not offensive. It’s quite lovely and so is she.

Also, I know for a fact that one of her priests enjoys wearing that exact same dress under his priest frock.

It’s true! I won’t tell how I know this, but trust me. I just know. He sometimes even wears it when he’s listening to all the juicy confessions in the confessional closet!

Hopefully he’ll feel safe to come out of the proverbial closet soon enough. I mean, it is 2022 after all. There’s practically no chance he’ll be put on the sex offender list just for doing it these days.

If and when he does, I’m sure we’ll hear all about it on Reddit.

And then again on Yahoo. 🙄

What do you think? Is Brianna’s dress offensive? Let me know in the comments!

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