As if our cousins across the pond haven't had enough on their plate as of late! First Brexit and then the pubs closing and then Harry marrying a narcissistic former briefcase wench who probably thought she'd be crowned queen immediately after the wedding. Lucky for them the real Queen didn't live to see this latest … Continue reading The To-Fish or Not To-Fish Offensive
British Offenses
The Global Picnic Offensive
What happens when you are in the cult of the perpetually offended and you've run out of things to get offended over? You start looking for them in the most unexpected places. They could be hiding under a rock, or up an evergreen tree or sitting right next to you, innocently munching away on some … Continue reading The Global Picnic Offensive
The British Christmas Offensive
It's well known that the British are well known for being offensive, which is why we kicked their arses out of our country and declared our independence (hoorah!), but the Christmas season apparently triggers them to take their offending to a whole other level. From Wales 247: SEX toys, a half-eaten jar of jam and … Continue reading The British Christmas Offensive