What happens when you are in the cult of the perpetually offended and you've run out of things to get offended over? You start looking for them in the most unexpected places. They could be hiding under a rock, or up an evergreen tree or sitting right next to you, innocently munching away on some … Continue reading The Global Picnic Offensive
Workplace Offenses
The Sorry Not Sorry Offensive
Have you ever apologized at work for something you've done wrong? No? Me neither. Mostly because I work for myself and I never make mistakes. If I do, I sure the heck won't admit it and I'll never apologize for them, especially to myself. That would just be weird. Speaking of weird, here's one from … Continue reading The Sorry Not Sorry Offensive
The Low Effort Offensive
In case you haven't noticed, it's Halloween season and as I've previously mentioned, it's the holiday where people get the most offended, statistically speaking. I'll be 'digging up' as many Halloween offensives as I can over the next few days. Here's a great example of turning a Halloween non-story into, well, a Halloween non-story but … Continue reading The Low Effort Offensive