Of all the things to get offended about, and then apologize over, this one takes the cake! Or chocolate. Chocolate orange, to be precise. From Joe.co.uk: A celebrity from New Zealand has posted an apology to the UK after she filmed herself biting into a Terry's chocolate orange - rather than going by segments. The … Continue reading The Chocolate Orange Offensive
The Tiny Cohort Offensive
No, this isn't another Jewish post and it's not about short people, either. It's about that tiny cohort of the perpetually offended among us that for some reason are driving another small cohort to virtue signal in order to appease them, even though nothing really appeases them for long. They just move on to the … Continue reading The Tiny Cohort Offensive
The Thine Parking Spot Is Attacking Me Offensive
Oy vey. There's nothing worse than your coworker's parking space trying to proselytize you while simultaneously reminding you of atrocities that probably didn't directly affect your family (but your parents told you about before bed just to give you nightmares). Except when it's not and you are just looking for a reason to be offended. … Continue reading The Thine Parking Spot Is Attacking Me Offensive